Firemen

The next time your smoke detector starts beeping insanely,
Not because it needs new batteries,
In fact it is wired and works with electricity,
But because it so old that is has gone crazy,
And you need to remove it and install a new one
Correctly and safely,
Instead of dreading to call your brother, uncle, boyfriend, or neighbor for help,
Or trying to figure it out yourself if you are not an electrical engineer,
Call your local fire department.

In no time,
Three tall handsome men are at your door at your service at no charge with pleasure.
They remove the old one, install a new one, check all other ones, and drive back in their big truck.
You feel safe,
Have to never hear brags about it from anyone,
And you have used your tax dollars wisely!
It does not hurt seeing some good looking tall strong guys either, does it?